May 2012
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
Me: I'm watching Iron man
Mom: Who's Iron man?
Me: Tony Stark....
Mom: WAIT
Mom: TONY STARK... IS IRON MAN?
Me: It's not a secret
Mom: I WASN'T AWARE OF THIS
Me: You've seen the movie. And the sequel. And the Avengers.
Mom: I DIDN'T REALIZE
Me: BUT HOW
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick