1. hellapunx:

    *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

    (via daddydom420)

    59 seconds ago  /  231,349 notes

  2. theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

    theraginazian:

    desmond-the-creppy-bear:

    srsfunny:

    Soft rocks…
    http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

    can you imagine though

    you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

    What the fuck is wrong with you…

    (via stability)

    1 minute ago  /  301,780 notes

  3. psychicsycophant:

    armmetotheteeth:

    babygoatsandfriends:

    Baby goats freaking out when they can’t see their owner.

    HOLY GOOD GOD DAMN THIS IS ADORABLE

    my goat fence is right outside the bathroom and the window’s always open ‘cause i’m growing plants in there, so the goats KNOW IT’S ME WHEN I’M PEEING AND START YELLING FOR ME TO COME PLAY

    (via ladyskellington)

    1 minute ago  /  10,239 notes

  4. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    houston i have so many problems

    (via cherry-bomb-omb)

    3 minutes ago  /  482,911 notes

  5. shutupaubrey:

    princesschloepea:

    life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

    image

    (Source: princessblogonoke, via jaredpadaleckicumstomatosauce)

    3 minutes ago  /  163,350 notes

  6. evolutional:

yes

    4 minutes ago  /  24,961 notes

  7. lumos5001:

my inner child just geeked out a little bit

    6 minutes ago  /  1,321 notes

  8. morrasea:

    constantly getting told you’re lazy and that you’re not trying hard enough when you’re trying your hardest is probably one of the most hurtful feelings ever  

    (via jaredpadaleckicumstomatosauce)

    7 minutes ago  /  79,543 notes

    • Person: So where are you from?
    • Me: I come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
    • 8 minutes ago  /  9,990 notes

  9. wallflo-er:

    tbh i just need a hug

    (via comicalpug)

    8 minutes ago  /  91,044 notes

  10. mariowiki:

    codeinewarrior:

    say those three words and i’m yours

    super smash bros

    let’s topple capitalism

    (via solargaze)

    8 minutes ago  /  64,240 notes

  11. "i don’t have time for sloppy bitches throwing shade with no expectation of retribution"

    alexander hamilton (via watermillions)

    - Letter from Alexander Hamilton, Concerning the Public Conduct and Character of John Adams, Esq., President of the United States. Written in the Year 1800

    Cite your goddamn sources

    (via publius-esquire)

    (via john-marshall-official)

    10 minutes ago  /  62 notes

  12. beesmygod:

what a weird piano

    beesmygod:

    what a weird piano

    (Source: cute-overload, via jaredpadaleckicumstomatosauce)

    10 minutes ago  /  349,961 notes

  13. noobling:

    person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

    me: 

    me: 

    me: image

    (via skynet1986)

    11 minutes ago  /  45,168 notes

  14. dimpot:

    There’s a difference between people who like Pacific Rim and people who like pacific rim

    (via daddys-had-enough-now)

    18 minutes ago  /  938 notes