1. iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

    iflybikes:

    Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

    (Source: iflewbikes, via jennzipuppy)

    9 hours ago  /  115,175 notes

  2. (Source: gallifreyfalls)

    16 hours ago  /  47 notes

  3. girl-farts:

    nostalgic high school jams 

    (Source: emilyparker)

    16 hours ago  /  439 notes

  4. make me choose: wolfsfall → ice or needle

    (via ladyst0neheart)

    16 hours ago  /  414 notes

  5. scrunchablelunchable:

    Quick lil’ animals

    (via peashooters-personal)

    16 hours ago  /  7,098 notes

  6. c1u:

    reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

    (Source: reheating, via daemonbellator)

    16 hours ago  /  189,020 notes

  7. nosdrinker:

I need to know if this injustice has been rectified

    nosdrinker:

    I need to know if this injustice has been rectified

    (Source: MSN, via darkstalkergirl)

    16 hours ago  /  196,494 notes

  8. apolojizzing:

    officialteacher:

    apolojizzing:

    I need to go to the bath room

    you should have gone during lunch

    do not

    (via daemonbellator)

    16 hours ago  /  31,805 notes

  9. (Source: keepitprole, via dmnqdavinci)

    16 hours ago  /  1,991 notes

  10. jessepnkman:

    ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

    (via bamyapregnant)

    16 hours ago  /  99,969 notes

  11. 

#literally megatron (via therisingdarkness)

    16 hours ago  /  27,543 notes

  12. deathpup:

    shrexything:

    babyferaligator:

    oomshi:

    is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

    no its called highjacking

    guys no it’s weedwhacking

    no its called dissapointing ur mother

    (via bamyapregnant)

    16 hours ago  /  467,470 notes

  13. bamyapregnant:

$$$ Higher tha hair closer to heaven $$$

fuark.

    bamyapregnant:

    $$$ Higher tha hair closer to heaven $$$

    fuark.

    16 hours ago  /  204 notes

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  15. macrops:

oh god its going around again

    macrops:

    oh god its going around again

    (via noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination)

    16 hours ago  /  24,846 notes