It hurts when you have someone in your heart, but can’t have them in your arms.– Unknown. (via kittenluna)
You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.– Daniel Franzese (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
tips for people planning to visit Australia during summer:
- what the fuck are you thinking
- abort mission mate
i don’t understand what’s going on here
someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing
She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.
Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!
sassy trojan, damn. i like
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
This is how people die
what a wonderful way to die
I need this now. And tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day…
Anonymous asked: you aren't unowned anymore silly.. love your mistress xx
I’ll go fix that in my about. :)